One of Ilyce’s fans sent this:

WE HAVE ADOPTED ELISE AS ONE OF OUR OWN AND WANT HER TO TAKE OVER FOR CLARK FULL TIME AS SOON AS WE CAN WHEEL HIM INTO THE MAYOR’S OFFICE. BY WHEELING HIM IN, I ENVISION HIM RIDING HIS SCOOTER WHILE DRESSED IN SHORTS AND A GOLF SHIRT. THE OUTFIT WILL NOT RETAIL FOR MORE THAN 12 DOLLARS, AND THEN WE WILL BOAST OF HAVING A MAYOR CLARK, THUS BECOMING THE CHEAPEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY.

July 22, 2008.